Let’s keep it kosher, what it really is to be Canadian (Molson be dammed – beaver “dammed” that is.):

I am not a hacker or terrorist

I do not like Céline Dion or Shania Twain but I am glad they are getting rich.

I do know Richy and Sally from Canada, but they aren’t nice as you think.

I am ruled by a rich white Prime Minister not a rich white President.

I don’t know French but I can converse fluently in American…

…and I pronounce it A BOOT not a big shoe.

I can proudly sow my flag on my backpack, because even though no one realizes that we are just as guilty Everyone else for the fate of the 3rd world every one blames America.

when I am at home I realize I have better not protest deforestation or sexist dictators without risking a face full of pepper spray and a criminal record.

I believe in peacekeeping, even if it means killing some molly teenagers for fun

I believe in turning back boat loads of Chinese immigrants, a failing health care system, and late night cable porn disguised as art, and that the beaver is a truly proud and a beautiful part of the female body.

I believe the French should whine about anything, and the English should apologize.

…And that is pronounced zed not zee: ZED! That is how the queen told us how to pronounce it.

Canada is the second largest land mass in the world,

the second nation in hockey,

and the best part of the northern 3rd of America!

MY NAME IS JOE,

AND UNTIL WE ARE ADDED BY THE STATES,

I AM CANADIAN

Apparently the “free” healthcare wasn’t up to par (And I do have to mention that it’s not fair that Canada’s politicians are allowed to be attractive, apparently, while we get Nancy Pelosi.).

Liberal MP Belinda Stronach, who is battling breast cancer, travelled to California last June for an operation that was recommended as part of her treatment, says a report. We of course wish her all the best in her recovery, and hope that she can take this new-found respect for the US medical system back to her political career, instead of the vitriolic rhetoric that has otherwise dominated Canada’s view of the US system.

Stronach’s spokesman, Greg MacEachern, told the Toronto Star that the MP for Newmarket-Aurora had a “later-stage” operation in the U.S. after a Toronto doctor referred her.

“Belinda had one of her later-stage operations in California, after referral from her personal physicians in Toronto. Prior to this, Belinda had surgery and treatment in Toronto, and continues to receive follow-up treatment there,” said MacEachern. Great that she had the slice and dice part of the treatment done in Canada, as she could have had done with equal skill/care in any other third world country (See what I did there?), but it was the difficult, technical part of the procedure that needed the skill/efficiency of incentivized physicians in a for-profit hospital in the US.

Stronach, who announced last April she would be leaving politics before the next election, paid for the surgery in the U.S., reports the Star.

While it is rare for MPs to seek treatment outside Canada, MacEachern said Stronach was not lacking confidence in the system.

“In fact, Belinda thinks very highly of the Canadian health-care system, and uses it when needed for herself and her children, as do all Canadians. As well, her family has clearly demonstrated that support,” MacEachern told the Star.

Right. And I trust the dinner my 4 year old cooked for me, and when I eat it and sneeze into my napkin it is only because I really enjoy the taste better from a short distance away.

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